But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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