if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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