so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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