ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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