i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
