the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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