flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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