Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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