I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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