It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
i out mim tonsoeep
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Randomize
