i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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