I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
now i know why i became what i already was.
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
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I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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