As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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