that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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