Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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