he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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