Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Rumble strips road head = magical
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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