I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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