Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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