why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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