You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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