So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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