Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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