I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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