She is in my trunk
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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