do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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