Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
she pinky promised me she was 18
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
