I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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