oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
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you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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