Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I am puke
You work out of a Hotel?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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