I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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