dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I checked into jail on foursquare
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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