So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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