When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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