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(617): View more from Massachusetts

they had a keg party to fund her abortion.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth

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(519): View more from Ontario

he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.

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(209): View more from California

What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?

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(208): View more from Idaho

spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them

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(703): View more from Virginia

YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!

(202): View more from Washington, DC

Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...

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(914): View more from New York

I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts

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