Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
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