chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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