i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
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I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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