I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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