have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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