omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I look better un-naked...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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