So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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