I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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