I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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