We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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