So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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