I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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