Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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