I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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