I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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