She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
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Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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