just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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