I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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