We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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