you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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