yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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