I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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