I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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