Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
These tits shall not be calmed
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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